There’s a plane going down over the desert with only three parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, a wealthy businesswoman, an old pastor, and a student. The businesswoman says, “The world needs me for my business skills.” Grabs the...
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My five-year-old, Matt, worked with a speech therapist on the ch sound, which came out k. The therapist asked him to say chicken. He responded with kitchen. They tried again and again, but it always came out kitchen. Undeterred, she pushed him for one more time to say chicken....
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A storm descends on a small town, and the downpour soon turns into a flood. As the waters rise, the local preacher kneels in prayer on the church porch, surrounded by water. By and by, one of the townsfolk comes up the street in a canoe. “Better get in, Preacher. The waters...
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As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my E-mail?” Remember when you were...
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Little Johnny says to his mom, “You can take the train set off of my Christmas wish list, mommy.” Intrigued, mom asks, “Why is that, honey?” And Johnny says, “Because I just found one in your closet.” We’ve all done last minute shopping, I’m sure. Ever done last minute living?...
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Two old friends met each other on the street one day. One looked forlorn, almost on the verge of tears. His friend asked, “What has the world done to you, my old friend?” The sad fellow said, “Let me tell you: three weeks ago, my uncle died and left me forty thousand dollars...
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At FSU, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well that the weekend before finals they decided to go to UF to hang out with some friends. After all that college fun, they slept all day Sunday and didn’t make it back to FSU until early...
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When the Lion’s meeting broke up, John turned to his friend. “Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle! I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it!” “Well, that’s a relief,” Mike said. “I was afraid you had an idea you could borrow it from me!” People...
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An atheist is telling a Christian how there is no God or life after death, and the Christian says, “Well, let me ask you this. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff—grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces...
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