A woman approached the minister after the service and thanked him for his sermon. “I found it so helpful,” she said. “Thank you,” the pastor replied. “But I hope it won’t prove as helpful as the last sermon you heard me preach.” “Why, what do you mean?” asked the curious woma...
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A doctor died and went to heaven. As he stood in a very long line at the pearly gates, he decided that because of his service to humanity he should not have to wait in line. He left the line and approached the gate. At the gate St. Peter explained that all are equal in the eyes...
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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive, who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it. A woman was surprised at church one day when another woman, who had often snubbed her, went out of her way to give her a big hug before the service. She wondered what had initiated her change...
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Three social workers are sitting in the waiting room outside the pearly gates when St. Peter calls the first one up to the desk. “So, what have you done to deserve to come in here, my dear?” asks the old gatekeeper. “Well, I was a psychiatric social worker at the local hospital....
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I didn’t know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me, and always she was correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last she headed for the door, saying sagel...
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Gary was having a yard sale. 
A minister bought a lawn mower 
but returned it a few days later, 
complaining that it wouldn’t run. “It’ll run,” said Gary. “But you 
have to curse at it to get it started.” The minister was shocked. “I have not uttered a curse in 30 years.” “Just...
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A soldier was standing at a vending machine when an officer walked up. Officer: “Soldier, do you have change for a dollar?” Soldier: “Sure, buddy.” Officer: “That’s no way to address an officer! Now let’s try it again!” Officer:...
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A son tells the story of one day. “One day, my dad calls me over, takes out his wallet, and hands me money. He tells me, “Here’s $20. Take your brother to lunch for his birthday. Keep him outta the house until 3:00 while we get his surprise birthday party ready.” And that’s the...
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Easter Message "Yeah, Whom Are You Looking For" Pastor Tom's Easter message: "Yeah, Whom Are You Looking For?" Posted by Church on the Hill Congregational/UCC on Thursday, April 25, 2019 A boy scout says to his scout leader, “Sir, is this snake...
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The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood 
is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.” “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is only 130.” Is it just...
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