Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked. “My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I...
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A wife realized how different she and her husband were one day. She says, “I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he said, ‘Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately, aren’t we?’” Now that’s some powerful reverse psychology....
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Join us at 8:30 a.m. for Communion on Wednesday mornings. As the early morning sun streams through the stained glass window lighting the sanctuary in softly filtered colors, we will share in the fellowship of Christ. It’s a wonderful way to start the day centered in the Lord.
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A small boy is told to go to bed by his father. Five minutes later, “Daad….” “What?” “I’m thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?” “No. You had your chance. Lights out.” Five minutes later, “Daaaaad.”...
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Dust off your crock pots or bring along a loaf of bread. The Mission Team is planning Church on the Hill’s annual Souper Bowl of Caring on February 5. Our soup, bread, and drink lunch takes place right after worship to remind us that needy people everywhere are thrilled to get a...
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Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?” The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on...
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Rummage Sale reminder: Volunteers still needed! Thursday 9-1 Friday 9-1 Saturday-sale day!- starting at 7:30am Thank you in advance for all your help!
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“Many hands make light work” We need many volunteers to make this event successful. Start thinking about how you can volunteer your time and talents. Please consider teaming up with family or friends to work a table at the event. The Volunteer Sign Up Board is now on display in...
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Driving through Texas, a New Yorker collided with a truck carrying a horse. A few months later he tried to collect damages for his injuries. “How can you now claim to have all these injuries?” asked the insurance company’s lawyer. “According to the police...
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.  Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his...
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