Someone was working a crossword puzzle and asked, “What is a fourletter word for a strong emotional reaction toward a difficult person. It ends in ‘e’?” Someone standing nearby said, “Hate.” Another person looked at it and replied, “No, the answer is...
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There will be a “Town Hall” discussion on questions regarding our Open and Affirming (ONA) process and the possible next steps. Please join us in the sanctuary at 11:15 a.m., immediately after coffee, on Sunday, April 29th.
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The Big Red Bus will be at Church on the Hill on Sunday, April 22nd from 8:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Please consider giving blood. It’s easy, and your donation can help save a life!
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After a very long and boring sermon the parishioners filed out of the church saying nothing to the preacher. Towards the end of the line was a thoughtful person who always commented on the sermons. “Pastor, today your sermon reminded me of the peace and love of God.” The pastor...
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Little Johnny’s preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class, “Does anyone know what this is?” Little Johnny’s hand shot up and the firefighter called on him....
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Ladies AND Gentlemen: Brunch and Fashion Show will be held next Saturday, April 14th at 11:00 a.m. Enjoy a delicious brunch prepared by our great chef Kris Seeds, fellowship with your friends, and lovely fashions by Patchington’s—all for $15.00. Call church office 561.395-9255...
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A small businessman from the old country kept his accounts payable in a cigar box, his accounts receivable on a spindle, and his cash in the cash register. His son said, “I don’t see how you can run your business this way. How do you know what your profits are?” His dad replie...
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EASTER EGG HUNT  Sunday, April 1st 9:30 am Bring your baskets and meet us on the south lawn at 9:30 am on Easter morning for our annual Egg Hunt. Two hunts will be offered for different age groups. EASTER SUNDAY  Sunday, April 1st 10:00 am This will be a music-filled celebration...
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Join us for Tenebrae, a prolonged meditation on Christ’s Passion. Readings and music guide us through the drama of these momentous hours. Finally, as lights are extinguished, we ponder the depth of Christ’s suffering, and death and through the return of the small but persistent...
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When it’s clear that Joe is dying, Mike visits him every day. One day Mike says, “Joe, we both loved football all our lives. Please do me one favor, when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there’s football there.” Joe says, “Mike, you’ve been my...
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