Many have heard about “Duck Dynasty” TV star Phil Robertson who, after he expressed anti-gay comments in an interview with GQ, was suspended from cable’s top-rated reality show. Of course some have never even heard of the A&E TV show called Duck Dynasty....
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Lenny tells the psychiatrist, “Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it.” “Come to me two times a week for six months, and I’ll cure your fears,” says the shrink. “And I’ll charge you only $200 a visit.” Lenny says he’ll think about it. Several months later,...
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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each...
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A hospital doctor decides to examine his three psychiatric patients’ ability to make right judgments to see if they should stay or be sent home. He takes them to the edge of a swimming pool without water, and shows them the pool has no water and lets them decide whether to jump...
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A middle-aged woman has a heart attack and is taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she has a near death experience. She sees God and asks if this is it. God says no and tells her she has another thirty years to live. Upon her recovery she decides just to stay in...
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I was standing in a line at the fast-food restaurant, waiting to place my order. There was a big sign posted that read, “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.” The woman in front of me, pointed to the sign and laughed, “Believe me, if I had a bill larger than a twenty, I...
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Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. The first one said, “A man came to me who had his hand cut off. Today that man is a concert violinist.” “That’s nothing,” said another. “A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today he is a...
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NOTE—WOMEN’S FELLOWSHIP IS NOW ADULT FELLOWSHIP We continue to strive to have programs that are of interest to the women AND MEN in our church. All of a sudden it seems that summer is fading away (even though we Floridians don’t feel the waning of summer by the weather) and the...
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An old man lies dying in his bed. He suddenly smells the aroma of his favorite homemade chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathers his remaining strength and lifts himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly makes his way out of the bedroom, and with...
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